Thursday, October 29, 2009
halllllloweeeeen!
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Saturday, October 24, 2009
So this is how u do push-ups my friends!! All u need is a place to be and a friend to help u! I got some help from Peter (thank God), otherwise I would die!!
Translation (something like this)
"ok now u gonna see a REAL push-up!
Come help me I cant do it alone... No wait I can do it, I can...
Now... 1,2 down... Up (!) for fuck sake.. UP UP I cant hold it anymore.. UP!,
down, NOOO, up... ok done, ouch..
turn it off"
Posted by Emelie kl. Saturday, October 24, 2009 0 comments
Etiketter: Training for Dummies
Moooorning
Almost halloween! My party mode is installed and I cant wait till wednesday! on wednesday night the first halloween party is taking place at the studentbar! With all the students. Im gonna dress up as a pirate, hopefully a sexy one. And Cornelia's gonna be Welma from ScoobyDoo! Atleast I think her name is welma. Ive never seen ScoobyDoo so dont actually know >< Anyways looking forward to party again, its been a while since I actually did that and I deserve it.
Anyways this is another takie-it-easy-weekend for me. Just gonna sit in my room and relax, well not just relax I really need to study also. Got an exam on monday >< Dont wanna do it but have to. And im sure it will feel much better afterwards.
Well ill write more later dont really know what to write atm. Oh gonna take pics of my costumes (all of them) this weekend so u can see the ones i already own!
Posted by Emelie kl. Saturday, October 24, 2009 0 comments
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Well sitting here now in my bed at the moment. Have to leave soon! SPA day today, got a 45 minute massage and then sauna.... I LOOOVE relax days! And I so deserve this before my exam on monday!
Nothing really interesting happened lately, kinda boring actually. Anyways halloween coming up and thats my favorite thing every year. Its better then xmas! First I got a student halloween party go to, then Imma be a pirate and then on saturday i think Im gonna be a cheerleader. Havent decided yet thou. But I decided not to buy anything new this year since Im moving soon. Almost time to move to my own apartment again. It havent been that bad but just that its different to have more ppl living with u then on ur own. But food on the table everyday is great! But still miss my own place. But SOOOON SOOON its mine!! I dont wanna wait anymore =(
Anyways gotta pack my bag now then run to the bus. <3 cya laters
Posted by Emelie kl. Thursday, October 22, 2009 0 comments
Etiketter: My Days
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Funny answering machine
This was allegedly voted unanimously by staff at Maroochydore High School in QLD for use on their telephone answering system. Very possibly fake, but very funny, Also has a serious point that perhaps parents and students should be more accountable and take more responsibility themselves instead of blaming the school for their failings.
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Monday, October 12, 2009
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Thursday, October 8, 2009
Poems
To My Surprise
From first sight you're thinking 'time to get in her panties'
"Wuzzup gurl? Let's get to know each other like sex vigilantes."
She put the designers out of business with the scent of her aroma,
disgraces the pants she wears cause that ass'll put you in a coma.
Her outter appearance is overwhelming, like the peak of extasy highs,
Definately make you breathless when u look at those marvelous thighs.
Can't help but wonder what it would be like to penetrate her vagina,
Whuddya say gurl? can i come up and alienate it from behind ya?
Make you scream so loud they hear the noise all the way in china?
make you cumm so hard that it floods in Southern Carolina?
When you run your game and u tell her only what you think she wanna hear,
Don't be a lame, she too smart to fall for your bullshit that isnt cincere.
Seem's like there's a bit more to this one than just mere appearance,
you'll involuntarily cling to her words like a church mass adherence.
She's got the type of body that would shadow the beauty of a goddess,
A perfection beyond blasphemy, as if she were godless.
A drop of her soul exlusively more potent than the fountain of youth,
journey her eyes conclusively and behold the mountain of truth.
I wonder if when the day is over and the darkness replaces the sun,
if the moon paused for an instant before the night had begun?
Cause i bet if the moon had a pair of eyes and given a second sight,
he would close them just knowing she rivaled his beauty that night.
Only to think, that's only the outside appearance of a marvelous creature,
let me ponder over the intracasies of what her insides may feature.
Constantly changing like the ocean current and patterns of the world's weather,
such a delicate daisy that runs concurrent with the white on an angel's wing's feather.
Just like a lillypad floats on the water collecting the morning dew,
She does the same, staying afloat, making every morning anew.
If you Wanna get close, you better be careful.
Her heart's not one to toy with, that'd be dareful.
And if you dare to manipulate her heart and choose to betray?
may you wither and die like a flower that withered away.
Delicate and caring, loyal and loving, is the best way to describe her.
Faithful and daring, royal and beloving's the best way to inscribe her,
When you're locked in chains and it seems like theres noone there to derive you,
Out of the shadow comes a sparkle of light completely ready to survive you.
Judging by the delicate nature of her actions she left encased in my mind,
she wont mean to grab ahold of your soul, but now unable to leave her behind.
In the event that life was so perfect like the life of Winne The Pooh,
there would be plenty of honey, a rabbit a pig, and definately YOU.
~Scott
Posted by Emelie kl. Thursday, October 08, 2009 0 comments