So this is how u do push-ups my friends!! All u need is a place to be and a friend to help u! I got some help from Peter (thank God), otherwise I would die!!

Translation (something like this)
"ok now u gonna see a REAL push-up!
Come help me I cant do it alone... No wait I can do it, I can...
Now... 1,2 down... Up (!) for fuck sake.. UP UP I cant hold it anymore.. UP!,
down, NOOO, up... ok done, ouch..
turn it off"